Total Medals Earned: 33 (From 6 different games.) Total Medal Score: 720 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (95/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 5/17 (70/495 points)
Solve a puzzle on a small board in less than 5 seconds.
Use a hint.
Solve 20 puzzles on a medium board.
Solve a puzzle on a medium board in less than 15 seconds.
Solve 20 puzzles on a small board.
Solve a puzzle on a big board in less than 1 minute.
Solve 100 puzzles on a small board.
Use 20 hints in total.
Solve 20 puzzles on a big board.
Solve a puzzle on a medium board in less than 10 seconds.
Solve a puzzle on a big board in less than 30 seconds.
Solve 100 puzzles on a big board.
Use 100 hints in total.
Solve 100 puzzles on a medium board.
Solve a puzzle on a big board in less than 15 seconds.
Solve 300 puzzles on a big board.
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/12 (400/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/75 points)
Win The Anger Game
Medals Earned: 6/6 (110/110 points)
Shame on you, you're a bad person.
It was yearning for her sweet caress...
The Father is not pleased
Get it?
Yum, yum, war on terror!
You're a real smartster!